Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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