Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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