Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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