Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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