gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Terrible idea I love it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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