I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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