I love watching others lives come down to our level.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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