Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
