Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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