Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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