Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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