We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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