If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My bed smells like the plague
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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