i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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