his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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