Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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