when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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