She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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