i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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