We're facebook friends in real life
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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