ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming