I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Your cock deserves a montage
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.