well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
smell my finger.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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