Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize