Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
