I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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