Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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