i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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