just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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