I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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