i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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