what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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