Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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