a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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