he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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