she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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