Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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