Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Randomize
