the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
My pussy is not your playground.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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