That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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