You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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