You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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