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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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