But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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