Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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