this beer tastes like vomit already
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
