You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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