Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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