She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So I just went to clothing optional bar
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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