I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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