I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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