Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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