I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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