Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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