So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I wear drunk well.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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