You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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