DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
