i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
it glows. i had to have it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Your penis caused this!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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