i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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