just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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